*40 Things College Admissions forgot to tell you…*
(I didn’t write this and I don’t know it’s original source, but I read it off a Facebook group)

I found this list to be hilarious and most, if not all, are very true! I bolded the ones that deeply apply to my experiences, and no, I am not exaggerating.

*Quarters are like gold.*
Two meals a day is standard.
Road trip whenever possible.
*Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.*
*You will begin to nap again.*
*Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.* (okay, this is an exaggeration, but JEESE those books empty out my bank account)
Squirt guns = stress relief.
E-mail becomes your second language.
College students throw paper airplanes too.
*You never realized so many people were smarter than you.*
*Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and youd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Seinfeld verbatim.*
*You will never rent more movies in your life.*
*No one is too old for video games.*
*The health service nurses are there because they couldn’t make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!*
Care packages are right up there with birthdays. (doesn’t apply to me, but to all of my friends with normal parents)
*Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation.*
*It never sucked so much to get sick.*
Nothing you want to register for will be open.
Beware of the freshman 15. (I didn’t know what this was until sophomore year. Luckily I wasn’t one of them)
*Be creative in the dining hall.*
Classes: the later the better. (at first I thought that, but now I don’t)
*You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.*
Disney movies are more than just classics.
*Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.*
Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
*New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza.* (easy-mac for me!)
*ATMs are the devils advocate.*
Duct tape heals all wounds. (BLUETAPE!)
Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again.
*Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.*
*Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.*
You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
*You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky
classes.*
*Procrastination is an art form.* (sadly….)
*Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.*
*The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.* (Haha, this also applies deeply for my boyfriend)
*You’ll eat anything if its free.*
College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
*Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo.*
No matter how hard you try . . . You are never alone